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Last Thursdayism

posted on October 23, 2009

I remember a riddle book I had when I was younger had a riddle that ran something like:

A man come across two human bodies frozen in ice and instantly knows he has found Adam & Eve. How?*

The Omphalos Hypothesis is the idea that God created the world with all its signs of age and as such any evidence for the (presumed) age of the Earth/Universe cannot be considered reliable. Which leads to the idea that although the original hypothesis proposes that in Genesis God created the trees with their rings even though they’d never grown etc., creation could technically have happened anytime:

Though Gosse’s original Omphalos hypothesis specifies a popular creation story, others have proposed that the idea does not preclude creation as recently as five minutes ago, including memories of times before this created in situ. This idea is sometimes called “Last Thursdayism” by its opponents, as in “the world might as well have been created last Thursday.” The concept is both unverifiable and unfalsifiable through any conceivable scientific method…

Which if you believe such things means that I may never have written this post, I was just created with the memory of doing it. Similarly you may never have read this post, you were just created with the memory of it…

*The bodies didn’t have navels – as neither Adam nor Eve were carried in a uterus they wouldn’t have had umbilical cords, though in art Adam & Eve are generally depicted with navels as apparently it looks a bit weird otherwise.

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Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time

posted on October 23, 2009

(thx to Lyd, Rob, Beaver…)

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A Lovely Cup of Tea

posted on October 22, 2009

You will, you will, you will, you will…

Design a Lovely Cup of Tea Competition

Entries have to be in by the 10th December, here’s one of the winners from the 2006 competition:

mrtea

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“Isn’t four a little young for a face-lift, Bob?”

posted on October 22, 2009

Excessively retouched beauty pageant photos of kids. It’s so wrong I’m not even sure it’s actually funny

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It’s the comments that make them:

“I am so sick of Victoria’s droopy right eye I can’t even tell you. Mr. Retoucher, honestly, I need you to follow us around and retouch her fucking eye wherever we fucking go, ’cause I just can’t deal with this shit anymore.  I’m going to do something crazy, like cut a bitch up, and it will be your fucking fault for not retouching her while she’s all up in my grill wanting a kiss from Daddy and shit, droop, droop, droop, droopin’.”

“Everything about Beatrice is perfect.  Except her fucking head.  Let’s give her one that’s more – I don’t know – whore-like.”

(via Boing Boing)

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Harrumph

posted on October 21, 2009

My Fallout 3 Disc is not in its box, which means that when I last moved I must’ve stuck it in a random DVD case. And I don’t know which one…

The most annoying part about all of this is I haven’t played a computer game in months and I just thought I’d have a cheeky hour having been a good boy and got my food shop done and eaten a proper dinner.

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