Some real-life heraldry fun.
If you ever see an animal in a crest, coat of arms, whatever, there’s a decent chance it’s been drawn with its junk.
Which makes sense if you think about it: male mammals totally have penises same as they have legs or claws or a tail or whatever.
Some modern depictions will miss them out (for example, if you have a British Passport the front cover does *not* have nine lion penises and a unicorn member on it) but traditionally they’re there. Check out this £1 coin containing no fewer than three penises:
Three lions for #ENG vs dragon for #WAL #EURO2016 https://t.co/EbAcpLIydA https://t.co/HbHd7GY2em #ENGWAL pic.twitter.com/0LZksUJFcA
— British Museum (@britishmuseum) June 16, 2016
The dragon doesn’t get one but the lions totally do. And if you head to Europe they are everywhere (totally SFW).