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March 25, 2009

You punch your mother with that mouth?

February 17, 2009

I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle

February 10, 2009

10 Helpful suggestions for killing John Connor.

My personal favourites have to be:

3) Use the Time Machine to Cheat

…John will say “Well, Terminator, I’ll just make sure my future self sends someone back in time to set up a bucket to drop on your head!” Then the Terminator has a bucket dropped on it’s head with the words “Wild Stallyns Rule” written on it, and oh, isn’t Skynet embarrassed! Excellent!

And of course:

2) Have the Terminators Step in Front of his Lighting

John Connor hates that shit.