The new A-Team trailer:

And The Expendables Trailer:

Stallone + Statham + Li + Lundgren + Schwarzenegger + Willis.

Van Damme turned down a role but was happy to star in Universal Soldier 5 (which incidentally also stars Lundgren as a cloned Andrew Scott; I’ve not seen it but I’m going to go out on a limb and say he’s still a psycho).

The A-Team trailer appears to have been swiftly removed form most sources, I’m sure a quick Google search will throw up the latest host. If you can’t find it anywhere it’s essentially a modified version of the opening voiceover plus montage followed by a tank falling from a plane shooting down another plane (as in the tank shoots down plane two). Ridiculous to say the least.

In other Tank news I just tried Swamp Fever on L4D2 (single player) and single handedly finished off two Tanks with my Axe as the Boat arrived. Awesome. Of the melee weapons I’ve tried I think I’d rank them a little something like this:

1. Machete
2. Axe
3. Chainsaw
4. Crowbar
5. Frying Pan

I’ve yet to try Cricket Bat but I feel I should wait for this.

A-Team Trailer – TheFilmStage.com from Clive Owen on Vimeo.