Ground Control to Top Space Man

May 28, 2015

This is a sweded parody of “Space Oddity,” the David Bowie song (and music video). The lyrics contain only the thousand most common words in English. It’s a loving tribute to David Bowie and it’s inspired by Flight of the Conchords, Michel Gondry, and especially the Up-Goer Five diagram by Randall Munroe.

On a related note, Randall Munroe’s next book will be Thing Explainer, an extension of his Up Goer Five strip a few years ago. It will probably be worth your money if What If? is anything to go by.

(via Waxy)

That lightsaber

December 4, 2014

I loved the trailer, every bit of it, even the bit I really wasn’t sure about: that lightsaber.


The idea of a crossguard isn’t a bad one but if if one saber slides down another (something we don’t often see) it’s just going to hit the emitter and slice through handle (and now the Holocron has been Order 66-ed I imagine a cortosis-weave is out of the question). Then again, I could be wrong:

(There’s also the issue of self-harm, though presumably if you’re going with bonus blades you’re going to be competent enough not to nick yourself.)

Apparently in some quarters it’s getting called a Laser Claymore but the idea of a lightsaber as a big two-hander gets a bit weird too. The trade-off in a two-handed weapon is weight/power for speed/finesse. Surely a lightsaber weighs no more than the handle irrespective of the length of the blade? If so could you just have a really long blade and not have to worry about actual swordplay, just swing/poke from afar?

Ultimately I hope the crossguard-saber is awesome. In fact I’m almost certain I will love it within seconds of seeing it on the big screen. As a kid I drew so many lightsaber weapon variations: somewhere in a box there’s a guy I drew with freakin’ light-boomerangs which is getting into Mad Max territory.



October 15, 2010

Today’s xkcd nails the tech support dream.


There’s a chick two phones over with a stuffed penguin doll and a poster of some bearded dude with swords

University Website

July 30, 2010

Today’s xkcd:

Anyone fancy doing one for Union websites…?

Raptors x 2

June 25, 2010

Or three if you include the BSG reference:

Academia vs Business

November 18, 2009

Today’s XKCD makes me want to cry a little but (not that I get given impossible problems, but there’s still something to it):


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