Today’s xkcd nails the tech support dream.

There’s a chick two phones over with a stuffed penguin doll and a poster of some bearded dude with swords

Today’s xkcd:

Anyone fancy doing one for Union websites…?

Or three if you include the BSG reference:

Today’s XKCD makes me want to cry a little but (not that I get given impossible problems, but there’s still something to it):

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