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Music

It’s like all of my favourites in one

If only they were dressed as Stormtroopers.

See also: Wakaterru!

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Animals

Dog + Dog + Dog

A very cool mythical creatures Venn diagram:

mythvenn

This has also made me realise that with a bit of creative pronounciation Cockatrice might actually be the greatest ever Didn’t Even Know Her.

(via kottke)

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Animals

Salamanders Rock

Which makes this news a little sad:

New survey work suggests that fewer than 1,200 Mexican axolotls remain in its last stronghold, the Xochimilco area of central Mexico.

Just in case you weren’t sure whether salamanders actually rock:

Axolotl look freakin awesome

(and retain this larval appearance throughout their lives)

axolotl

They’re pretty shit-hot at regeneration[1]:

After amputation, the epidermis migrates to cover the stump in less than 12 hours, forming a structure called the apical epidermal cap…Motor neurons, muscle, and blood vessels grow with the regenerated limb, and reestablish the connections that were present prior to amputation. The time that this entire process takes varies according to the age of the animal, ranging from about a month to around three months in the adult and then the limb becomes fully functional.

Ōsanshōuo or Japanese Giant Salamander are frickin huge

And are pretty much living fossils. The Chinese Giant Salamander is even bigger but unfortunately both are critically endangered due to habitat loss, over-collection, and in the acse of the Chinese Giant Salamander it’s used in traditional Chinese medicine and considered something of a delicacy.

Finally…

  • As any good medieval bestiary will tell you Salamanders are impervious to flame, even Aristotle believed that the salamander, ‘not only walks through the fire, but puts it out in doing so.’ (not actually true)
  • And as a result of the misconception, when asbestos was discovered it was thought to be the wool of the salamander – Pope Alexander III had a tunic made from it (as did Prester John, but he’s made up)

[1] The wikipedia entry is worth reading just for the bit about children regrowing fingertips which reminds me of the man who regrew his finger using magic powder

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Music

Township Guitars

That last post reminded me of these oil-can guitars I saw in Cape Town a few years ago that I still regret not buying.

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Music

Jug Band

Seeing this* reminded of a post I started writing months ago about a possible side-project for The Cock Pheasant involving me on cigar box, John on jug, someone on diddley-bow, someone on washboard.

I think we might have to evolve from just folking to a full on folk/jug/blues/celt/spirituals/roots/sea shanty/gypsy punk outfit. Complete with outfits**.

I am now going to go and listen to these:

*Want.

**Though possibly not like the Eugene Hutz-alike who was dancing near us during Deathray Trebuchay

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Words

P’tahk

Wired has a list of the Top 10 Geekiest Constructed Languages – it’s pretty much what you’d expect (Klingon, Sindarin, Fremen) but I was surprised that Lapine didn’t make the list, especially when Blade’s ‘Vampirese’ did:

An ancient vampire language from the Blade movies. The most noticeable aspect of this language are the glyphs, symbols tattooed on grunts to show their allegiance and drawn in UV ink defining the boundaries of various vampires’ territories. There’s even a vampire holy book written in the language, the Book of Erebus, featured in the first movie.

Do I believe the Book of Erebus was a book actually written in Vampirese? Or were they just sheets of parchment covered in glyphs suspended between glass to:

  1. Look cool
  2. Have vampires kicked through them

That aside Blade Runner’s City Speak isn’t one I would’ve thought of but is an inclusion I wholeheartedly agree with.