Excessively retouched beauty pageant photos of kids. It’s so wrong I’m not even sure it’s actually funny
It’s the comments that make them:
“I am so sick of Victoria’s droopy right eye I can’t even tell you. Mr. Retoucher, honestly, I need you to follow us around and retouch her fucking eye wherever we fucking go, ’cause I just can’t deal with this shit anymore. I’m going to do something crazy, like cut a bitch up, and it will be your fucking fault for not retouching her while she’s all up in my grill wanting a kiss from Daddy and shit, droop, droop, droop, droopin’.”
“Everything about Beatrice is perfect. Except her fucking head. Let’s give her one that’s more – I don’t know – whore-like.”
(via Boing Boing)
