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Books

A Conversation

Lewis Carroll: Hi John

Sir John Tenniel: Hi Charles

LC: John, I was wondering if you’d illustrate my new book for me?

JT: Sounds interesting, what’s it about?

LC: I haven’t figured that out yet but if you could just do the illustrations and then I can sort of fill in around it as I go

JT: Sorry?

LC: Yeah if you could just do some illustrations and then as I write the story we can always tweak them a bit to fit in or shuffle them around.

JT: I’m not sure this really makes-

LC: I’ve figured out how many pages the book’s going to be so you don’t need to worry about that – if you pick pages where you’ll have your illustrations and then that’ll give me a better idea of how many words I have to write to fit in around them and that sort of thing.

JT: Err –

LC: Anyway I’ve got to go, you get cracking on that, send me what you’ve got and we’ll take it from there.

several weeks later

LC: John – I’m not sure these pictures are really going to work. You see what you’ve drawn doesn’t really match what I’ve written at all. Also where you’ve put the pictures isn’t working too well with my page count (btw I’ve changed the page size we’re using now) I think we’re either going to have to take a picture out or add more pages in which case we’ll need more pictures. We’ve already spent quite a lot of time on this already and we need to go to print so if you can get that sorted by this afternoon that would be ideal. Also I forgot to mention it before but are we ok to have this as a printed banner, series of flyers, poster and flash game by close of play tomorrow?

(note: to my knowledge not actually what happened – may be allegorical)

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Work

Time

And we all fall down, there’s not enough hours in a day

Smashing has put together a list of tips on Time Management; I wouldn’t say I was bad at time management, I think in many ways I’m quite good at it, but the part I find difficult is how you manage your time when you just don’t know what’s coming.

I suppose the answer is that if you’re in a situation where you can’t even apply most of these tips then there’s something fundamentally wrong with the system. Or perhaps I just need to get better at Number 10:

10. Learn to Say “No”

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Film

Like the mission wasn’t impossible enough already

In Mission:Impossible (the first of the Tom Cruise films) the wrist mounted decibel meter he wears whilst being lowered into the ultra-secure chamber beeps to denote the level of noise it’s detecting. It has the coloured bars too but it actually beeps – I couldn’t find a clip of the scene but about 23 seconds into the trailer you can see and hear it beep.

What now?

Why would you create a device designed to measure noise, for the precise purpose of aiding noise minimisation, and then have it beep? It makes you wonder what else the IMF are cooking up.

Categories
Design

Refired

refiredplates

Vintage Plates refired with new images on Re-Found Objects.

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Animals

Fossil Auction

Somewhat disappointingly I can’t even afford a Triceratops vertebrae, but if anyone’s feeling generous any of the following will suffice:

lionskull

fossilcat

cavebear

mammoth

I think as expensive fossils go having a fossil pig has got to be a little rubbish, especially when you can buy a Titanothere for half the price which sounds way cooler (even if it’s actually just a big tapir).

Also: what the fuck now? Approaching the length of the contemporary Blue Whale, only with 7″ teeth!?

(via Boing Boing)

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Natural Science

The Big Bang

(via Boing Boing)