Somewhat disappointingly I can’t even afford a Triceratops vertebrae, but if anyone’s feeling generous any of the following will suffice:

lionskull

fossilcat

cavebear

mammoth

I think as expensive fossils go having a fossil pig has got to be a little rubbish, especially when you can buy a Titanothere for half the price which sounds way cooler (even if it’s actually just a big tapir).

Also: what the fuck now? Approaching the length of the contemporary Blue Whale, only with 7″ teeth!?

(via Boing Boing)