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Design a Lovely Cup of Tea Competition
Entries have to be in by the 10th December, here’s one of the winners from the 2006 competition:
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Author: Dan
Excessively retouched beauty pageant photos of kids. It’s so wrong I’m not even sure it’s actually funny
It’s the comments that make them:
“I am so sick of Victoria’s droopy right eye I can’t even tell you. Mr. Retoucher, honestly, I need you to follow us around and retouch her fucking eye wherever we fucking go, ’cause I just can’t deal with this shit anymore. I’m going to do something crazy, like cut a bitch up, and it will be your fucking fault for not retouching her while she’s all up in my grill wanting a kiss from Daddy and shit, droop, droop, droop, droopin’.”
“Everything about Beatrice is perfect. Except her fucking head. Let’s give her one that’s more – I don’t know – whore-like.”
(via Boing Boing)
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Harrumph
My Fallout 3 Disc is not in its box, which means that when I last moved I must’ve stuck it in a random DVD case. And I don’t know which one…
The most annoying part about all of this is I haven’t played a computer game in months and I just thought I’d have a cheeky hour having been a good boy and got my food shop done and eaten a proper dinner.
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Proof that God loves dinosaurs
Proof that God loves dinosaurs, when South America is superimposed over Africa, it forms a Tyrannosaurus Rex head. Now don’t take this lightly — several people died getting this information out, as the Catholic Church has been trying to keep this from us for centuries. Suck it, Dan Brown, I own you!
(via Geekologie)
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Ukraine’s Got Talent
Although it sounds like a jokey post title this is actually incredible. Kseniya Simonova won Ukraine’s Got Talent with her sand/lightbox animation of Germany’s invasion of Ukraine in WW2.
Let’s face it though it’s no singing dog…
(via kottke)
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Mr & Mrs Lane
Congratulations to Rebecca & Alex on getting married (woo!), it was a lovely wedding, a great day and I thought the ushing was superb.