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Me

Things I have in common with a 73 year old man

Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.

@shitmydadsays (via kottke)

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Business

A thought

It would be nice if service/utility providers treated the situation where one party owes the other money the same way, irrespective of who owes who.

Even better would be billing me for the amount I actually owe. If that means making sure that the meter outside my front door is actually connected up to my house then so be it. And if estimates* have to be used I think that estimating* that I used power in the months of April and May at 400 times the rate I used it between October and March is perhaps a little suspect.

*I’m entirely comfortable with either of these words in this situation – also just to clarify I know you can avoid  estimated bills by providing readings. Which is why I provided readings.

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Animals

As misunderstandings go…

Thinking you’re going to see monkeys when actually you’re going to see monks. Now imagine you’re three.

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Me

Intermission

Blog on hiatus

until I’m feeling better –

tablets are helping

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Design

The Vendor-Client Relationship

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Uncategorized

Things that made me happy today

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries (via kottke)

Highlights include:

  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
  • CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
  • STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
  • STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
  • STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

John Scalzi’s Guide to the Most Epic FAILs in Star Wars Design (via Boing Boing)

Death Star
An unshielded exhaust port leading directly to the central reactor? Really? And when you rebuild it, your solution to this problem is four paths into the central core so large that you can literally fly a spaceship through them? Brilliant. Note to the Emperor: Someone on your Death Star design staff is in the pay of Rebel forces. Oh, right, you can’t get the memo because someone threw you down a huge exposed shaft in your Death Star throne room.

The Games Factory (via Gadsby)

mushroom

Extract Trailer (via kottke)

See also

If I wasn’t feeling so lazy I would’ve done them as separate posts but today is a sleepy day.