Whoever put together Wikipedia’s ‘Table of Vampire Traits‘ definitely had themselves a little fun – highlights include:
Attractiveness
- Count Duckula – Alluring [citation required]
- Underworld – Kate Beckinsale
Weaknesses
- Count Chocula – Becomes soggy in milk
- Count Von Count – Obsessive urge to count anything on hand*
*Whilst he was blatantly created because of the Count/count thing I’ve only just realised that his obsession to count is an actual** vampiric trait – traditionally seeds were a suitable defence which also brings to mind the (quite excellent) X-Files episode ‘Bad Blood‘
**Yeah, not real, whatever…
(via Boing Boing)