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A Conversation

Lewis Carroll: Hi John

Sir John Tenniel: Hi Charles

LC: John, I was wondering if you’d illustrate my new book for me?

JT: Sounds interesting, what’s it about?

LC: I haven’t figured that out yet but if you could just do the illustrations and then I can sort of fill in around it as I go

JT: Sorry?

LC: Yeah if you could just do some illustrations and then as I write the story we can always tweak them a bit to fit in or shuffle them around.

JT: I’m not sure this really makes-

LC: I’ve figured out how many pages the book’s going to be so you don’t need to worry about that – if you pick pages where you’ll have your illustrations and then that’ll give me a better idea of how many words I have to write to fit in around them and that sort of thing.

JT: Err –

LC: Anyway I’ve got to go, you get cracking on that, send me what you’ve got and we’ll take it from there.

several weeks later

LC: John – I’m not sure these pictures are really going to work. You see what you’ve drawn doesn’t really match what I’ve written at all. Also where you’ve put the pictures isn’t working too well with my page count (btw I’ve changed the page size we’re using now) I think we’re either going to have to take a picture out or add more pages in which case we’ll need more pictures. We’ve already spent quite a lot of time on this already and we need to go to print so if you can get that sorted by this afternoon that would be ideal. Also I forgot to mention it before but are we ok to have this as a printed banner, series of flyers, poster and flash game by close of play tomorrow?

(note: to my knowledge not actually what happened – may be allegorical)

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Then and Now

Then: The Oxford English Dictionary
Now: Word Up! 300,000 proven ways to express yourself in speech and writing

Book Titles if they were written today, original idea here

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Pied Piper

Hypotheses for the origin of the Pied Piper of Hamelin:

  • Piper = Paedo
  • Piper = Death – Children died of disease/natural disaster
  • Piper = Recruiter – Children leave on crusade/pilgrimage and never returned
  • Children = Emigrants

While I can see the plausibility/likelihood of the emigration hypothesis I don’t quite see how it fits with the rats? In that sense disease fits best: a town plagued by diseased rats, the rats either die but not before the weaker members of the town’s population die from it or in poisoning the rats the children are also accidentally poisoned. The Piper represents Death taking away the rats, but then also the children – perceived punishment for reneging on a bargain with who/whatever.

Or perhaps it’s just a story – if anything even happened it happened several hundred years ago so I guess we’ll never know.

Things like this make me wonder about how well our history of the present will survive in the future – every generation must see its advances in recording history as so far ahead of their predecessors but with our advances in technology we’re rendering storage media obsolete within years. I suppose the mighty Interweb/cloud computing mean that everything’s out there rather than rotting in dusty tomes or sitting locked away on unreadable discs but there’s a distinct Library of Babel factor to it. Perhaps the difficulties facing historians of the distant future will be an excess of information rather than a scarcity of it.

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Want

The Bento Bestiary by Ben Newman and Scott James Donaldson

ningyo

In fact I want it so much I just bought one.

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Poe/Pi

Poe, E.
Near a Raven

Midnights so dreary, tired and weary,
Silently pondering volumes extolling all by-now obsolete lore.
During my rather long nap – the weirdest tap!
An ominous vibrating sound disturbing my chamber’s antedoor.
“This”, I whispered quietly, “I ignore”.

Cadaeic Cadenza by Mike Keith

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Terrible Yellow Eyes

This one‘s for all the Sendak fans in the house

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