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Best Star Wars and Batman origins

Two gems from Reddit (both via @andrewducker).

First up: Darth Jar-Jar.

In brief, the Darth Jar-Jar theory posits that Jar-Jar’s unbelievable ‘luck’ and consistent shattering of our suspension of disbelief isn’t because he’s an absurd cliche designed to sell toys but rather a skilled master of both combat and deception (how else could someone be consistently good at defeating enemies, unscathed, whilst appearing so utterly incompetent) who has (literally) hand-waved himself to positions of power (General Jar-Jar? Senator Jar-Jar!?).

Once you buy this it’s only a short leap to conclude that he and Palpatine are in cahoots from the start.

As for why there’s no great reveal our author theorises that Lucas got cold feet and we got Dooku instead, which explains why Dooku just appears out of nowhere (and is gone as quickly).

It’s certainly a fun read, and for something that’s (surely) in jest it’s actually, kinda… credible?

Then we have Batman.

The best Batman twist there never was.

I don’t think I’ll go in to too much detail about it here for fear of ruining, but it starts:

It’s a couple years from now, the chips are on the line, the multiverse is at stake, again… only this time it all comes down to Batman. He defeats the ultimate evil, only to find himself launched through time… into a strangely familiar city. Scrambling to find some clothes after his costume got destroyed by Z-rays in the epic battle, he nabs some threads off a low-hanging clothesline. He leaves his bat-wallet full of cash on the windowsill… he’s not a bad guy, after all.

Just then, he sees a family of three emerge from the alley the clothesline was in.

Keep reading.

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Preacher

Pretty excited about this. I’ve only got the 1st Preacher TPB – after finishing The Boys I decided to read some lighter comics (I found the last third pretty hard-going) – but I should pick up some more. After I’ve read some more American Vampire, Transmetropolitan, Manhattan Projects, East of West, Saga…

PS: read the Youtube comments to reassure yourself that the internet still works in exactly the same way it did the last time you were here.

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The Martian

I was wondering how they were going to work in the Aquaman bit, when I hit that point in the book I laughed so much I had to stop; that was the moment I was hooked.

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Comic-Con

When I get the chance I’ll be posting a bunch of stuff from SDCC. Quick thoughts though:

  • The new BvS trailer makes me actually want to watch BvS (which is a nice change from previous footage/stills)
  • The Force Awakens showreel does more than any trailer could to make me believe this is going to be amazing
  • Ash vs The Evil Dead looks great
  • Victorian Sherlock!
  • Deadpool!!
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The voice of the lonely child

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To be a lonely child in the world means creating your own fun, your own friends, your own magic.

I got the complete C&H for my birthday this year, I wholeheartedly agree with this: Calvin and Hobbes embodied the voice of the lonely child (it also makes me wonder if I’m still mostly a lonely child).

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Legends of Tomorrow

Talking of The Flash we have our first look (and a title for) DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (spoilers-ish for the current seasons of Arrow/The Flash):