The new Star Trek trailer’s up – I think of this Summer’s films this is probably looking hottest. The Wolverine trailer is looking a little disappointing, so it’s between this and Terminator: Salvation for me.
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Dr. Herbert Manhattan
What if Woody Allen had directed Watchmen?
Allen sets his romantic comedy on the Upper West Side, where wealthy dermatologist Dr. Herbert Manhattan (Allen) suffers a freak accident with his dermabrasion machine. How will his blue skin and omnipotence affect his relationship with beautiful but scatterbrained silk importer Laurie Juspeczyk (Scarlett Johansson)?
Slate have done quite a few Watchmen articles over the past few days, this is definitely my favourite though – reimagining Watchmen as directed by Woody Allen, Judd Apatow, Quentin Tarantino, Tyler Perry, Sofia Coppola and Pedro Almodóvar.
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Revenge of the Fallen
10 Helpful suggestions for killing John Connor.
My personal favourites have to be:
3) Use the Time Machine to Cheat
…John will say “Well, Terminator, I’ll just make sure my future self sends someone back in time to set up a bucket to drop on your head!” Then the Terminator has a bucket dropped on it’s head with the words “Wild Stallyns Rule” written on it, and oh, isn’t Skynet embarrassed! Excellent!
And of course:
2) Have the Terminators Step in Front of his Lighting
John Connor hates that shit.
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Oo-De-Lally
9 is an upcoming film by Shane Acker produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov – the trailer came out for this film on Christmas Day but I’ve not really heard anything since:
The original short (below) won quite a few awards, and you can see why.
I really like the isolated feel the short has so I hope I still like the feature length adaptation – either way the character design is just awesome.