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Film

The Halfing Hobbit

The first of The Hobbit recuts has arrived, trimming the 8+ hours down to a 4 hour film (no doubt Steven Soderbergh’s isn’t far behind).

I haven’t watched it yet (and no doubt by the time I get around to it it’ll be long gone) but you the notes give you an idea of just how much fat there was in the trilogy:

The investigation of Dol Guldor has been completely excised, including the appearances of Radagast, Saruman and Galadriel. This was the most obvious cut, and the easiest to carry out (a testament to its irrelevance to the main narrative).

The Tauriel-Legolas-Kili love triangle has also been removed.

The Pale Orc subplot is vastly trimmed down. Azog is obviously still leading the attack on the Lonely Mountain at the end, but he does not appear in the film until after the company escapes the goblin tunnels (suggesting that the slaying of the Great Goblin is a factor in their vendetta, as it was in the novel).

Several of the Laketown scenes have been cut. However, I’ve still left quite a bit of this story-thread intact, since I felt it succeeded in getting the audience to care about the down-beaten fisherfolk and the struggles of Bard to protect them.

The prelude with old Bilbo is gone.

Several of the orc skirmishes have been cut.

Several of the action scenes have been tightened up, such as the barrel-ride, the fight between Smaug and the dwarves (no molten gold in this version), and the Battle of the Five Armies.

A lot of filler scenes have been cut as well. For example, the 4-minute scene where Bard buys some fish and the dwarves gather up his pay.

I have to say I didn’t mind the addition of Tauriel so much, the book has precisely female characters (and she was a bit of a badass), but if you’re going for purity she has to go (in which case I hope Legolas’s cameo has more to do with the necessity of a shot than fan-service).

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Advertising Computer Games

Probably the best game trailer (and Kickstarter video) *ever*

I’d forgotten what game adverts were like in the 90s. This is genuinely amazing.

The whole KS page is worth a read if you ever played a pirated FPS that required 5 floppy discs.

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Animals

Tiger Tiger

Great news from India:

India says it now has almost a third more tigers than it did four years ago.

Presenting the findings of the latest tiger census, Environment Minister Prakash Javadekar said the tiger population had risen from 1,706 in 2011 to 2,226 in 2014.

Last year I watched the documentary that follows the Head of Tigers (probably not his actual title) at Australia Zoo (the Sumatran tigers there are amazing) and part of it showed him travelling to Indonesia to see the guys fighting tiger poaching; it was pretty upsetting stuff. We have to try harder to conserve and protect.

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Photography

Church Mountain

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Kirkjufell in Iceland by Francesco Russo

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Comics Film

Fables

“Jane is working on a draft of Fables as we speak,” says Heyman. “Nik Arcel [who’s still attached to direct] did a draft, and now he’s supervising Jane, who’s doing a draft. Hopefully that it’ll come in and we’ll be able to move to the next stage. All these things always take longer than you want. And Fables is not easy, by any means, but I think it’ll be pretty great.”

I’m a big fan of Fables. The difficulty with adapting something so big (see also: Sandman) is that any adaptation can only include so much and that so much may not include what makes it great for me. I’m also not sure about Fables as a film, it’s a series with, what 150 issues? I would do unspeakable things for a Game-of-Thrones-calibre HBO series of this but I’ll settle for a film done well.

(via Empire)

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Me

2014 Annual Report

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From my annual report (generated by Warby Parker’s highly scientific annual report generator).

Actually pretty accurate.