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Food

Farming Wasabi

Brian Oates has spent 30 years developing a technique for commercial wasabi farming.

It is notoriously hard to grow: it’s difficult to germinate, must be grown in running water, dies if over-watered, and is prone to disease when grown in bulk. It also sells for £160/kg.

Also you’ve probably never tried it:

The first thing to know about wasabi – or Wasabia japonica, as it’s officially known – is that you have probably never tried the real thing.

That light green paste nestled next to the pink ginger in your box of sushi? It is most likely a mix of mustard, European horseradish, and food colouring.

In fact, by some estimates, only 5% of the wasabi served in Japanese restaurants around the world comes from the rhizome, or root, of a wasabi plant.

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Comics Film

Deadpool

Looks like we might be getting a Deadpool movie. While his outing in X-Men Origins: Wolverine was disappointing the test footage for a Deadpool movie they shot around the same time is jarring, disturbing, ridiculous, well – it’s perfect.

Reynolds isn’t actually signed on but if memory serves he’s got to play Deadpool, right?

If you’re interested in reading some Deadpool I highly recommend Brian Posehn and Gerry Duggan’s current run.

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Art

A painting of a painting of a painting

Or, 17th Century Flemish Artception.

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I watched Tim’s Vermeer last night which heavily features Vermeer’s Music Lesson. In the top right hand corner of The Music Lesson there’s a painting on the wall which got me wondering about paintings of paintings. I was pretty sure they cropped up in other works by Vermeer, and I’d come across paintings of complete collections before so thought I’d see how popular they were. It turns out there are a lot.

Seriously.

You’ve got paintings of paintingsportraits with paintings, paintings of artists in the studio, self-portraits with artwork, paintings of art galleries… And those lists are by no means comprehensive. There was just too much to choose from to make an interesting post, I had to go a level deeper.

If we had a complete list of every painting that featured another painting and a complete list of every painting featured in a painting, finding a painting of a painting of a painting would be trivial. It would be whichever painting (or paintings) appeared on both lists.

I don’t have those lists.

I started with paintings of galleries and art collections both for the numerical advantage they offer and as the depicted art is the subject matter it’s more easily discernible than art featured incidentally in other paintings. Wikipedia tells me these paintings of galleries and art collections became popular among Flemish artists in the early 17th Century, driven by early innovators like Frans Francken the Younger and Jan Brueghel the Elder and there certainly are some great ones by Flemish artists:

Jan Brueghel the Elder’s Senses series with Rubens

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William van Haect’s Alexander the Great visiting the Studio of Apelles:

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And more recent examples like Samuel Morses’s Gallery of the Louvre:

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But great as these and dozens more are, none of them feature paintings that feature paintings. They do, however, feature some pretty famous works: the Louvre painting above features what is probably the most famous painting in the world, The Sense of Sight at the top has Rubens’ Tiger Hunt, and Apelles’ gallery in the middle has works by Van Dyck, Rubens, Titian and more, though I have to give a special mention to Frans Snyder’s The Game Larder as it current resides at Charlecote House just a few miles up the road from me.

So the new game was spotting famous works in other works, I went back to the first paintings I’d looked over by Francken and Brueghel to see what I could find. I had a low-res image of one of Francken’s works that I was pretty sure contained Rubens’ Samson and Delilah, a higher-res image confirmed that it did and a little more searching confirmed that it was a painting of the actual painting. But the search results had also thrown up another painting and even in the thumbnail it looked like it might contain my original quarry.

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The painting was Sebastian Leerse in his Gallery (seen at the top of the post) and the painting at the bottom right was definitely what I was after, the question now was: was that a real painting? And of a real painting? Or a painting of some imagined painting of a painting?

The original is held by the The Royal Museum of Fine Arts Antwerp, and their site handily informs me that:

Francken himself appears to be represented twice in this collection of paintings. In the centre of the picture hangs a Biblical scene, an adoration of the magi, that is quite reminiscent of a known work by him. The painting in the bottom right is also by Francken. It represents the ancient legend of the Greek painter Apelles, who became infatuated with his model Campaspe, the mistress of Alexander the Great.

That second work would be this:

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Apelles and Pancaspe by Frans Francken the Younger

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Detail of the two works

As for whether the painting in this painting is a real painting… yes and no. Apelles lived well over two thousand years ago and while he likely did paint Pancaspe/Campaspe we have no idea what that painting looked like. Still pretty neat though.

If you know of any other examples hit me up on twitter @dan_connolly.

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Comics

Larp Trek

Caught half an episode of DS9 on SyFy earlier which reminded me that this exists.

Larp Trek is bloody hilarious and does a surprisingly good job of making Deep Space 9 make sense.

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Art

28 Famous Murders with Verse

This has to be the most grisly ukiyo-e print I’ve ever seen:

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It’s from Tsukioka Yoshitoshi’s ’28 Famous Murders with Verse’ and the others are suitably gruesome. Yoshitoshi is regarded as the last great master of Ukiyo-e (he died 1892) and his work was brought to my attention by the quite wonderful Saladin Ahmed (he’s well worth a follow and his book is pretty damn good too, though that’s a post for another time).

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He was a student of Kuniyoshi (who we’ve covered once or twice before). To my knowledge Kuniyoshi never produced anything as gruesome (though he did plenty of body horror and genital demons, including one series showcasing the versatility of an ample scrotum) but you can see influences in some of Yoshitoshi’s earlier work; his Battle of Cats and Mice (above) chimes with Kuniyoshi’s cat prints and they both have a fondness for comedic animal prints.

(Left: Yoshitoshi's A giant octopus takes on all comers at the fish market at Nihombashi; Right: Kuniyoshi's Octopus Games)

(Left: Yoshitoshi’s A giant octopus takes on all comers at the fish market at Nihombashi; Right: Kuniyoshi’s Octopus Games)

Some of Yoshitoshi’s warrior depictions are definitely bloodier and more brutal than most prints I’ve seen before (I’ve also spotted at least two trussed pregnant women in his works) but his fantastical stuff is just great. You can browse almost all of his works at yoshitoshi.net, and I’d recommend Crazy Pictures of placed in Tokyo, New Forms of 36 Ghosts, and One Hundred Ghost Stories of China and Japan, but they’re all very very good. So much so I just want to embed them all here! But I’ll limit myself to a few.

Farting at a kappa at the lumber yard in Fukagawa from 'Crazy Pictures of Famous Places in Tōkyō'

Farting at a kappa at the lumber yard in Fukagawa from ‘Crazy Pictures of Famous Places in Tōkyō’

The greedy old lady and the box of demons from 'The greedy old lady and the box of demons from 'One Hundred Ghost Stories of China and Japan'

The greedy old lady and the box of demons from ‘The greedy old lady and the box of demons from ‘One Hundred Ghost Stories of China and Japan’

The demon Ibaraki with her severed arm from 'New forms of 36 Ghosts'

The demon Ibaraki with her severed arm from ‘New forms of 36 Ghosts’

As an aside I’ve just noticed the works of Japanese woodblock masters sound a lot like Buzzfeed articles.

Edit: tweaked my phrasing a little…

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Animals

Rogue Taxidermy

So it turns out ‘rogue taxidermy’ is a thing. A rogue taxidermist suspended by his captain, forced to turn in his badge and gun because he refuses to play by the rules? A taxidermist who steals from the rich and stuffs for the poor? A taxidermist who only stuffs from a 90° angle behind their subject?

It’s none of those. Rogue taxidermy is:

…the creation of stuffed animals which do not have real, live counterparts…They may represent impossible hybrids such as the jackalope and the skvaderextinct species, mythical creatures such as dragonschimerasgriffinsunicorns or mermaids, or may be entirely of the maker’s imagination.

Which still sounds like it might be cool. While in Copenhagen I caught an exhibition of curios at the Black Diamond that included a unicorn ‘skeleton’ and a mermaid that were quite fun, the zoological museum in Copenhagen also has a stuffed griffin I’ve known about for a while, and the Fiji/Feejee mermaid is fairly well known (if a bit weird). And while taxidermy can be a bit creepy they’re not all bad. This summer I visited the Natural History Museum and although many of the specimens are old they’re pretty well done so with this in mind I thought the idea of seeing a ‘real’ creature from myth or legend sounded pretty cool, right?

Wrong.

This is the stuff of fucking nightmares.

I want you to click on those links so you can see what I mean, but I also don’t want you to because you may never sleep again. In fairness there’s plenty of by-the-book taxidermy that’s pretty horrendous and even the well done stuff can feel creepy but… yeah. This was not what I expected.