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War. War never changes.
Actual goosebumps. Also #PerlmanFTW.
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Total Warhammer
I’d forgotten what game adverts were like in the 90s. This is genuinely amazing.
The whole KS page is worth a read if you ever played a pirated FPS that required 5 floppy discs.
You survived the hell demons of DOOM, the pure evil of QUAKE and the insane Nazi regime of WOLFENSTEIN 3D. But nothing can prepare you for the depravity of deep space in STRAFE®.**
*The threat level STRAFE® poses to humanity is not currently quantifiable.
**Hardcore players only. Not recommended for children or elderly.
***If STRAFE® does melt your CPU, please send us a picture of the damage, so we can post it on Twitter. @STRAFEGAME
****STRAFE® will not literally kill you. Most likely. If by coincidence death does occur during a STRAFE® session, number one, what better way to go out, and two, we do not accept liability or responsibility. If you’re worried about the effects of hardcore gaming on your health, we encourage you to consider our $10,000 reward tier.
*****No.
******Developing STRAFE® is a greater accomplishment, but that is not an accessible goal for you.
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Total Warhammer
Total War: Warhammer, a new entry in Creative Assembly’s long-running Total War series, was announced accidentally following the release of a new official art book covering the history of the Total War series.
Been waiting for this for sooo long. This is what I wanted Mark of Chaos to be, it’ll be a little wait but I’ve got Total War:Attila to keep my going in the meantime.
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First impressions
I’m a few hours into Dragon Age Inquisition, the bad are mostly niggles I’m sure I’ll get over: the controls aren’t geared up too well for mouse/keyboard, it very much feels like a console port (the inventory especially), the tactics are… not so tactical, the camera should be easier to position…
But the good! It looks great, I like the crafting, I’m enjoying it, and most importantly of all: I’m a 7ft tall black Minotaur lady who can summon lightning.